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ok, so here’s a poem of mine.
tell me what you think.
abbreviated life…
You go to the 7 – 11 in your MPV.
Pick up a new release DVD, VHS is so passé.
Your PS2 pays for itself, the doctor says you have OCD.
You listen to OMD via MP3 saved on a RWCD.
SARS wants your IRP5.
You switch your DSTV to MTV.
HIV means you wear a FL.
You put your trust in SAB.
GQ subscription, FHM too.
Your kid has ADD, your wife PMS,
Sometimes you wonder maybe MPD.
The ATM gives you PTSD.
You get an SMS from the 2IC,
Says the CEO fired the MD, FD and SD
At the AGM you were late for @ 2PM.
The WWW says the JSE was up 3.
Your PDA supports WIG and WAP.
Your telephone is ISDN on a PABX.
Your work PC is on a LAN,
HQ is upgrading to a T3 WAN to a 1Gig Lan.
Vote your choice – ANC, DA, IFP, FF or AWB.
The IEC is watching, so is the SAP.
Your PA says HR is doing your DH ASAP.
NA calls and says your sponsor was DOA after an OD at ESP.
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